I go through all the Malcolmisms that my Dad has passed onto me througout my life, and try to figure out how they can help me as I take on this new Fatherhood Role myself, or something like that...
Friday, March 03, 2006
Dry as a Popcorn Fart...
We've had a dry winter - dry as in there hasn't been much snow, and dry as I am on Baby watch and wouldn't want to be in a drunken state where, if required I wouldn't be able to drive my wife to the hospital, were she to go into labour.
The expression is weird frankly - I didn't know that popcorn could fart?
In stark contrast, our neighbours the Newfies have been getting alot of snow - which could necessiate having a few Black Horse or Pony Club's as there's no way to get out of your house.
So we should be happy- St. Paddy's day is two weeks off and there's sun in the Sky.
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To Mad Mac..another Malcolmnism...
"SHE WAS SO UGLY THAT SHE COULD SCARE A FUNERAL UP AN ALLEY"
Had great laugh at the ladder escapade!
Wonder who was the uncle??
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