Friday, March 03, 2006

Dry as a Popcorn Fart...



We've had a dry winter - dry as in there hasn't been much snow, and dry as I am on Baby watch and wouldn't want to be in a drunken state where, if required I wouldn't be able to drive my wife to the hospital, were she to go into labour.

The expression is weird frankly - I didn't know that popcorn could fart?

In stark contrast, our neighbours the Newfies have been getting alot of snow - which could necessiate having a few Black Horse or Pony Club's as there's no way to get out of your house.

So we should be happy- St. Paddy's day is two weeks off and there's sun in the Sky.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

To Mad Mac..another Malcolmnism...

"SHE WAS SO UGLY THAT SHE COULD SCARE A FUNERAL UP AN ALLEY"

Had great laugh at the ladder escapade!
Wonder who was the uncle??